Sunday, 17 May 2026

Review: Dungeon Crawler Carl

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NEW ACHIEVEMENT: You found a book that sounds utterly ridiculous on paper and somehow turns out to be one of the most entertaining, emotionally effective, and unexpectedly addictive audiobooks you’ve listened to in years. Reward: existential dread, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to explain loot tables to confused friends.

Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman is an absolute riot from beginning to end. The premise feels like it was engineered in a laboratory to sound absurd. Earth is destroyed by an alien corporation, the survivors are forced into a galaxy wide reality television death game, and our protagonist must descend through an increasingly deadly dungeon accompanied by his ex-girlfriend’s prize-winning cat. It should be nonsense. In many ways it is nonsense. It is also brilliantly written, consistently hilarious, surprisingly brutal, and far more emotionally engaging than I ever expected.

At the centre of the chaos is Carl, who could easily have been written as a generic sarcastic action hero. Instead, he feels refreshingly human. He is bewildered, angry, frequently out of his depth, and often making decisions based on stubbornness and sheer survival instinct. His growing relationship with Princess Donut, who rapidly evolves from comic relief into one of the most entertaining characters in the book, becomes one of the novel’s greatest strengths. Their dynamic is genuinely funny, but it also develops real emotional depth as the story progresses.

What immediately stands out is how perfectly the book captures the feel of both MMORPGs and tabletop roleplaying games. Anyone who has spent far too many hours in World of Warcraft, Diablo, Final Fantasy XIV, or similar games will instantly recognise the mechanics. Loot drops, increasingly absurd item descriptions, skill trees, dungeon bosses, party management, crafting systems, min maxing, grinding, and wildly unbalanced encounters are all lovingly mocked while still feeling like genuine celebrations of gaming culture.

The tabletop influences are just as strong. There is a heavy Dungeons & Dragons energy running through the entire novel, particularly in the way absurd encounters can spiral into unexpected chaos because of player choices. It often feels like a dungeon master who has completely lost control of their campaign while the players somehow continue succeeding through luck, creativity, and reckless decision making. That chaotic energy gives the story an unpredictability that makes it incredibly difficult to stop listening.

What surprised me most was how dark the story becomes beneath the humour. The alien entertainment system at the heart of the dungeon is deeply disturbing, and Dinniman never lets the reader forget the human cost of the spectacle. Characters die horribly. People break under pressure. The satire of reality television and corporate exploitation becomes increasingly sharp as the story unfolds.

The audiobook is elevated to another level entirely by the phenomenal narration of Jeff Hays. This is genuinely one of the best audiobook performances I have ever heard. Hays does not simply narrate the story. He performs it with extraordinary energy, emotional range, and comedic precision.

His portrayal of Carl perfectly captures the character’s frustration, sarcasm, and vulnerability. More impressively, his performance as Princess Donut is extraordinary. He gives her a larger than life personality that could easily become irritating, yet somehow makes her endlessly entertaining. Her dramatic declarations are consistently hilarious.

Hays also handles the dungeon AI announcements, bizarre monsters, and enormous supporting cast with astonishing versatility. Every voice feels distinct and memorable. More importantly, he understands when to let the humour breathe and when to lean into the darker emotional moments. That balance is what makes the performance truly exceptional.

By the end, I was stunned by how much I loved this book. Dungeon Crawler Carl is clever, chaotic, heartfelt, and relentlessly entertaining. It embraces absurdity while delivering genuine stakes and surprisingly rich character development. Combined with Jeff Hays’ spectacular narration, this became one of the most enjoyable audiobook experiences I have had in a very long time.

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Friday, 15 May 2026

Review: Logan's Run

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Logan's Run by William F. Nolan remains a fascinating piece of science fiction that feels both unmistakably rooted in its era and surprisingly effective in its exploration of authoritarian control, youth obsession, and mortality. While many readers may know the story primarily through its film adaptation, returning to the original novel reveals a work that is often stranger, darker, and far more satirical than its cinematic counterpart.

The premise remains wonderfully compelling. In a future society where life is strictly capped at the age of twenty one, citizens live in a world built around endless pleasure, consumption, and carefully managed ignorance. Once individuals reach their expiration date, they are expected to submit willingly to death. Those who attempt to escape become "runners" and are hunted by Sandmen, elite enforcers tasked with preserving the system. Logan is one such Sandman, entirely committed to the world he serves until circumstances force him to question everything he has accepted as truth.

That central concept remains incredibly strong, and even decades after publication it still feels relevant. The novel explores society’s obsession with youth in ways that feel oddly prescient, and its portrayal of a culture built on distraction and indulgence carries an unsettling edge. Beneath the pulpy science fiction adventure lies a fairly sharp critique of conformity and the willingness of people to ignore uncomfortable truths when their own comfort is protected.

The story itself moves at an impressively fast pace. Logan’s journey takes him through a variety of strange environments and encounters, and the novel rarely pauses for long. At times this relentless momentum means certain characters and ideas are not explored as deeply as they could be, but it also gives the book a raw energy that makes it difficult to put down. There is a constant sense that the world is larger and stranger than Logan ever realised, which keeps the narrative engaging.

What stood out to me most was how imaginative the world building remains. Some elements feel very much like products of late 1960s science fiction, but there is a creativity to the settings, technologies, and social structures that remains entertaining. The novel embraces bold ideas with confidence, even when they occasionally border on the absurd.

The audiobook is elevated considerably by the narration of Oliver Wyman. Wyman delivers a performance filled with energy and emotional nuance that helps ground the novel’s more unusual concepts. His portrayal of Logan captures both his initial certainty and his growing confusion as his worldview begins to collapse.

Wyman’s pacing works particularly well with the novel’s rapid structure. He keeps the momentum high during action sequences while allowing quieter moments of reflection enough space to resonate. His character voices are distinct without feeling exaggerated, and he handles the shifting tones of satire, suspense, and introspection with real skill.

There is also an emotional sincerity to his narration that strengthens Logan’s personal journey. As the protagonist moves from loyal enforcer to questioning outsider, Wyman ensures that transformation feels believable.

Logan’s Run may occasionally show its age, but its inventive premise, relentless pacing, and underlying social commentary make it an enjoyable and thought provoking read. Combined with Oliver Wyman’s strong narration, this remains a highly entertaining science fiction classic that still has plenty to say.

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Thursday, 14 May 2026

Review: Dragondrums

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Dragondrums by Anne McCaffrey holds a particularly special place in my memory because it was the very first Dragonriders of Pern novel I ever read as a child. Long before I understood the wider chronology of the series or fully appreciated the depth of McCaffrey’s world building, this was my introduction to Pern. Revisiting it now as an adult carried a unique sense of nostalgia. I was returning not just to a novel, but to the doorway that first introduced me to one of my favourite fictional worlds.

That personal connection made the reread especially interesting because Dragondrums feels quite different when approached with adult eyes. As a child, I was immediately captivated by the dragons, fire lizards, Harper Hall politics, and the simple thrill of discovering a world that felt so vast and lived in. Those elements remain deeply enjoyable, but what stood out to me now was how thoughtful and character driven this novel really is.

Unlike Dragonsong and Dragonsinger, which focus on Menolly’s struggles to find acceptance and recognition, Dragondrums shifts its attention to Piemur. He had always been an entertaining supporting character in my childhood memory, largely because of his humour, confidence, and occasional talent for causing chaos. Revisiting the novel now, I found him far more layered than I remembered. His frustration over the loss of his singing voice feels genuinely painful, particularly because music had defined so much of his identity.

McCaffrey handles that transition exceptionally well. Piemur’s bitterness, embarrassment, and eventual adaptation all feel believable. He does not immediately embrace his new role, and his resentment is understandable. Watching him slowly realise that his talents extend far beyond singing creates a compelling emotional arc. His intelligence, curiosity, and ability to navigate difficult situations become increasingly important, and his growth feels earned rather than forced.

One of the most enjoyable aspects of the novel remains its sense of adventure. Piemur’s increasingly dangerous assignments and secretive tasks add momentum to the story, creating moments of tension that balance the more reflective character development. These sections remain highly entertaining and capture much of the excitement that first drew me into the series as a child.

The world building remains one of McCaffrey’s greatest strengths. By this point, Pern feels fully realised, with its social hierarchies, traditions, and evolving political tensions all contributing to the sense of a living world. Because this was my first introduction to Pern as a child, I remember feeling overwhelmed in the best possible way by how large everything seemed. Returning to it now, I was struck by how efficiently McCaffrey introduces these elements without overwhelming the reader.

The relationships between characters also feel richer than I remembered. Menolly remains a strong presence, and her friendship with Piemur adds warmth to the story. Their interactions feel genuine and supportive, helping ground the larger narrative in personal relationships.

The audiobook is significantly enhanced by the narration of Sally Darling. Darling once again proves herself an excellent match for this corner of the Pern universe. Her narration carries genuine warmth and emotional depth, particularly during Piemur’s more vulnerable moments.

She captures his frustration and insecurity with real sensitivity while also embracing his mischievous energy. That balance is essential to making Piemur as engaging as he is, and Darling handles it beautifully. Her performance ensures that his humour never undermines the more serious emotional beats.

Darling’s pacing is excellent throughout. She allows quieter moments of reflection to land while maintaining tension during the more adventurous sequences. Her character voices remain distinct without becoming exaggerated, helping preserve the grounded emotional tone of the novel.

Revisiting Dragondrums was both nostalgic and genuinely rewarding. There was a risk that the first Pern novel I ever read might feel diminished by time and memory, but the opposite proved true. The story remains engaging, emotionally honest, and full of charm.

While nostalgia certainly shaped my return to this book, it also reminded me why Anne McCaffrey’s world captured my imagination so completely as a child. Dragondrums remains a wonderful entry point into Pern and a deeply satisfying novel in its own right. With Sally Darling’s heartfelt narration adding even more emotional texture, this revisit felt like reconnecting with an old friend.

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